Daily spewage of a bitter mind. » torture http://www.dailyspewage.com Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:21:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 torture and the baby http://www.dailyspewage.com/2010/03/25/torture-and-the-baby/ http://www.dailyspewage.com/2010/03/25/torture-and-the-baby/#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:49:10 +0000 dmoola http://www.dailyspewage.com/?p=2605 I started off today by pulling out my rolling desk cart, setting down some cookies and strategically placing a fan to waft them straight at my boss’ office door a few feet away. Attempting to torture and break him is often the highlight of my day.

fanning cookies towards my boss' office

The boss just left for the gym to burn that sugar he just consumed off. MWhahahahaha!

In other news, Cassidy (a coworker) recently allowed an alien to burst out though her stomach. I finally finished this baby blanket I had been secretly working on for her offspring-baby-jiggly thing. I obviously couldn’t post a pic until she received in since we all know she’s home all day facebooking now and would see it.

I went with zigzags since it reminds me of my baby blanket. (I MISS YOU BANKY!)

finished baby blanket

Already a pink blanket is well underway for someone else who carelessly allowed an alien impregnate them. Silly girls… when will they learn.

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