I’m always on a diet. It’s no secret and we all know this. If it’s not one crazy extreme diet it’s another. The diet du jour called for a can of healthy low-sodium all-natural soup.

mmmmm… soup.

 

So I put the can back in my backpack and went and had Chinese instead.

 

MMMMM… sugar covered deep fried chicken chinese feeewd.

 

I’m really just biding my time until the magic pill is invented.