Archive for April, 2011
Last day card
1Today is my best buddy’s last day here at work. So last night I sat down and got out my papers and made him a card. I’m having a lot of fun with card making; it’s kind of instant gratification. Usually the stuff I make take days, weeks, months…. This is more like an hour of watching TV and piecing together papers. Granted mine are not anywhere near as creative as other’s cards, but it’s still fun.
Bruised pride
0Yesterday morning I was coming back downstairs and heading to the safe warm fluffy comfort of my recliner when my foot slipped on the top stair and I came-a’ tumbling down. My hind end hit every single stair on the way down and there was no way to stop. About half way down I finally just gave up and accepted my fate. I should grateful I wasn’t tumbling and falling on my head; I’ve done that before and don’t care to repeat it!
Thump – thump – thump – thump – thump thumpthumpthumpthumpthump! “Owwwww.”
Mind you, I had just woken up so I was still in my robe. By the time I hit the bottom step my bid’ness was all on display. One roommate was in the shower, one was probably still sleeping. So the “Ow” really fell on no ears and no one got a private sexy time show.
I crawled to my recliner and rubbed my bottom while I was watched cartoons. The pain only lasted a few minutes and life was back to lazy normalcy.
Until today… now a hip hurts and I feel shorter and old.
This is what I get for moisturizing my feet. I always get yelled at to take better care of my feet and this is what I get for actually listening for once. I think I’d rather have a ba-dunka-dunk that is pain free and some jacked up feet.
Gems around the office
0I walked into a coworker’s office and saw this, obviously drawn by her daughter.
Me: Aww, how cute! Is it a dog?
Her: It’s me.
Oops.
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