I was standing behind a woman at the elevator today when I noticed her slacks seemed to be a bit off and hugging her tushy rather strangely. The elevator was taking forever so I had plenty of time to ponder her situation. At first I assumed her pants were twisted a bit to the left so the seam was off. But then it hit me, her pants were fine, it was her ass crack that was all wrong.

It wasn’t like one side was too big and one two small, they were both the proper looking size. The ass crack was simply too far to the left. Like whole inches to the left!

Is this common? Have I just never noticed off-center ass cracks before??