My boss never gives me the pleasure of being rebellious.

Boss: “I’m leaving early today.”
Me: “Oh good, what time?  I can sneak out early then.”
Boss: “Didn’t we have this discussion?”

We did. On Friday’s I yell at him to go home so I can ditch and leave early.  He informed me that I’m not bound to any hours, I’m just responsible to get my work done.  Which, I knew, but how fun is that?  He totally kills my fun.  Why does he have to be so damned permissive!?

I have to find something else to do to calm my rebellious needs.