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he’s such a buzzkill
My boss never gives me the pleasure of being rebellious.
Boss: “I’m leaving early today.”
Me: “Oh good, what time? I can sneak out early then.”
Boss: “Didn’t we have this discussion?”
We did. On Friday’s I yell at him to go home so I can ditch and leave early. He informed me that I’m not bound to any hours, I’m just responsible to get my work done. Which, I knew, but how fun is that? He totally kills my fun. Why does he have to be so damned permissive!?
I have to find something else to do to calm my rebellious needs.
Start farting in his office.
malcolm said this on April 27th, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Bring in Cookies loaded with sugar and fat and tell him they are sugar free.
El said this on April 27th, 2010 at 6:30 PM