Daily spewage of a bitter mind.

I came walking back into the office and my boss was staring at me with a stink eye.

Boss: “You and that chocolate made me sick again.”
Me: “How is that my fault?”
Boss: “You keep putting chocolate out!”
Me: “That chocolate is for everyone, I can’t help that you are a pig!”

So I refilled it just to spite him.

Boss: “Go ahead!  I’m not even tempted.”
Me: “Oh yes you are.”
Boss: “Okay, I am a little, but I’m not taking any.”

He got sick last week from eating to many.  I only buy chocolate because I know it’s his crack and he can’t help himself but I’m doing my best to make him fat again.

Anyone want to bet how long it takes him to have some?   $1 bets people, stop by my desk.

~ by dmoola on March 15, 2010.