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eggs go boom boom boom
Last night I got into the egg nog that was sitting in the fridge. I love the nog, seriously, I – love – the – nog.
But eggs make me painfully gassy. You didn’t need to know that, but I haven’t updated in a while and this is what I have to work with if I want to post something.
After a movie or two and a few glasses later I was off to bed.
This morning, I got up, walked to the rest room and doubled over in pain. I know eggs give me some pain, but this was like unbearable pain.
When I got to work and had my coffee, you know what I did? I went downstairs to the deli to get a breakfast sandwich… with eggs.
I’m all cramped up at my desk and totally want another. I don’t want more pain, but good lord I love eggs. Even when it’s crippling pain I’m thinking about my next egg fix.
Seriously, something is wrong with me in the head.
Sounds like a serious case of eggzema. Does egg substitute cause the same problem? I like making EggBeater nog on the holidays.
Bucephalus said this on November 11th, 2009 at 9:17 PM
not as bad, but yes still does.
oh excuse me, i have to eat my hershey bar
dmoola said this on November 11th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Bwahahahaha. You are totally fucked in the head. But eggnog, I can see why.
Aunt Becky said this on November 13th, 2009 at 1:20 PM
What if you mix brandy and rum with your eggnog?
Robguy said this on November 15th, 2009 at 11:41 AM