Boss: What is that smell in here (my office)?
New Guy:  We both had chili for lunch, so…
Me: MMMmmmmm….chili.
Boss: Not quite what I was thinking.
Me: Then, it’s coffee. (I hold up the giant mug)
Boss: Oh, that’s right, it’s 3pm, you’re just waking up.
Me: I drink coffee from the moment I wake up till the time I go to bed.
Boss: I can’t do that anymore.
Me: *scratching chin*  Hmmmmmmm… I wonder why that is. Let’s think….

He thought it over for a second.

Boss: Because we’re old?
Me: *SMILE*
Boss: When was your review again?
Me: Don’t you remember…?  *snicker*  It was 3 weeks ago. So I can say it now.
Boss: … Because I’ll forget by next year?   niiiice.
Me: *SMILE*