At some point yesterday evening someone or something destroyed 2nd-floor Paul’s ear buds.

I don’t know Paul (and most likely probably never will), but I do know I need some excitement in my life, so I am grasping onto this mystery with everything I have.

People, I give you exhibit A:

mudered earplug mystery

Is this the actions of a nasty coworker?

Is this an anonymous ‘I love you’ message gone completely wrong in a fit of passion?

Do we have a ear bud mangling monster lurking on second floor?

Could this have been done by the vacuum of a careless cleaning lady?

From what I’ve gathered Paul’s boss believes it is the latter. I, however, DO NOT.  After examining it’s remains I believe these ear buds were murdered.  MURDERED!!!

*waiting for gasps*