The shades in my office are down and the lights are off.  I’m sitting in front of a glowing flat screen monitor and my CEO walks in and shuts the door making my office practically pitch black.  He saunters across the room, looks me in the eyes and says, “I love you.” 

I should end my story there, the rest isn’t as good.  He then shook my hand, handed me a gift card, tells me he appreciates me and doesn’t tell me that enough, and then leaves.

A hefty Starbucks gift card will steal my heart away every time.

Oh!  The Vapors!  *fans self*